[tamagotchikgs]

i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

When an old tv died it was always very understandable. Screen busted. Tubes broke. Animal sick. Smart TVs will have psychosomatic problems that clear within a day. Ur Apple TV gets mental illness.

[tinyufoboss]

this came to me in a vision

[bbqkraken]

[medievalthymes]

me and the girlies discussing motifs and themes

[buddwyer]

"debit or credit?" personality :) (walks out of the store without paying)

[grenadineghost]

*stumbles out of the haunted house covered in hickies*

[vergak]

[paper-mario-wiki]

passenger princess playing with her fidget toy

Anonymous asked:

it’s spelled disdain not distain

normal-horoscopes answered:

SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE EARTH SHATTERING PROSTATE ORGASM I JUST GAVE YOUR DAD

[fanglover]

[stealthrockdamage]

need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world

[tranquildeath]

born to always mourn the present like it’s already become a memory

[thirdpunch]

[qqchurch]

[spectra-bear]

[lostwoodscutie]

[teathattast]

[crazy-brazilian]